something to keep in mind.
I had a friend whose birthday fell smack dab on December 25th. A day where she had to share opening up Christmas gifts wrapped along side her birthday gift. I’m sure Jimmy Buffett doesn’t like it that much either sharing his day with the celebration of the coming of Jesus. How can you top that attention? It would be similar to following Robin Williams at a comedy gig. What a hard act to follow.
So I stress to every man and woman engaged in the act of, whether it’s on purpose or accidental, sex, intercourse or just plain whoopee on March 25th is strictly forbidden. Give or take 10 days before or after as well.
Don’t put your child through the psychological nightmare or sharing their birthday with Jesus Christ.
There are just some things you have to think about. Don’t you?
So I stress to every man and woman engaged in the act of, whether it’s on purpose or accidental, sex, intercourse or just plain whoopee on March 25th is strictly forbidden. Give or take 10 days before or after as well.
Don’t put your child through the psychological nightmare or sharing their birthday with Jesus Christ.
There are just some things you have to think about. Don’t you?
posted by A Geologist at 8:18 p.m.
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who wrote this?
You make a good point... my father's birthday falls on the 24th.... kind of cutting it close, but still....
I would like to see a distribution curve of births throughout the year. I feel as though a lot of people are born in October but maybe that is just because I am born in October and I notice it more.
LC
there are a lot of births in october, but there was no mention of people not having sex at christmas time (or after the new year) which would result in a birth in october.. it says to not have sex in March/April.
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everbody, would you please sign your posts? listen, you can always take them down later if you don't like them...
anon
who a you? the post police?
Thats a great band name! The Post Police. Is it policing the postal service? or postal crimes? or are they a group that exists only after the police. Its kinda a fusion band, we inspire ourselves mostly from the Postal Service and the Police.
OR We are living in a post-police state where soldiers and guerillas control the peace, or rather war.
Or they make sure no one vandalizes posts! 'HEY YOU! Get away from that post!' 'who are you?' 'We are the post police! Get your fucking face on the asphalt you asswipe!' ... wow I had no idea they were so violent. Sometimes they get a power trip because regular cops don't regard them highly.
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