After discussion in the ugrad lounge, some us figured that it was possible to keep kent around.. if he went to the min dep exam, wrote his name and handed in a blank exam. Domino effect ensues: 0% on final, fails min dep, doesn't meet requirements to graduate, forced by dbakes to take min dep again... in 2 years!
So if you are kent's real friend, well...I guess...make sure he's unable to write anything?